Might post some comics... Or not. OH I KNOW! I'll use this to fuel my Harvest moon obsession!! I like pokemon, and sketches, literature, and analyzing literature (John Green does not yet count), i like alternative rock, punk, some metal and a bit of screamo. I enjoy anime but I never have time to see any and I happen to be a very intorverted day dreamer. Please forgive me, All my interests are very different from each other so I may confuse you with my profoundly childish adult hobbies. Eventually, you'll realize that I am nothing but a contradiction and a source of friction.
I'm going through a bit of an existentialism crisis, I just want some new material.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
reblog if u want to kiss someone or have just stolen a lion from a zoo
we call him Mufasa
i read this whole thing in an elderly asian mans voice
in my end is my beginning
in my beginning is my end
i think this says how you can find beauty in unlikely places. or like ashtrays are dirty or something idk. #deep #art #photography #message #humancondition #aristotle #ashtray #instagood #instadaily
All About The Music...and a lil something extra xD: Pokémon PickUp Lines
Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.
Do you wanna battle? ‘Cuz my balls are at the ready!
My love for you burns like a Charizard’s tail.
If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.
If I were a Milktank, I’d use ATTRACT on you.
Looking at your ass…
A wild JIGGLYPUFF appeared!
something is very wrong here
today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”
one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
sexy ~~~ every guy should look that fab
i cant omfg
Wat
what the fuck is going on
(Source: teachmeloveplz)
“yeah im a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body” the cishet male laughs as he highfives one of his dudebros. suddenly he gives off a look of pure terror and a piercing shriek as his skin is ripped apart, much to the horror of his crew. his skin falls to the floor and a woman is left standing where he once was. “FINALLY” she roars, kicking one of the dudebros in the dick before running into the sunset in search of some hella fine ladies.
sleepy is so much of a cuter word than tired everyone needs to stop saying tired and start saying sleepy starting now
I’m so sleepy of your shit
FEEL SUM OF DEESE RIDDIMS, MON
But no this isn’t actually a dancehall track BUT IT IS INSTRUMENTAL HIP-HOP WHICH IS LIKE THE GREATEST THING TURNTABLE FLAVORED CEREAL (IT’S BETTER THAN YOU THINK)
Oh matt you’re growing up
when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin
neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series of mystic chants and riverdancing
i worry about the people on here sometimes
(Source: neptea)
